What did the baby pancake say to his mom on Mother’s Day? – “You’re flippin’ awesome!”
Motherhood is full of funny moments, and what better way to celebrate than with some hilarious Mother’s Day jokes for kids? This Mother’s Day, you will be sure to give your Mama/Mother/Mom (whatever you call her!) a great laugh with these 25 Hilarious Mothers Day Jokes for Kids to Give Mama.
This post provides 25 Hilarious Mothers Day Jokes for Kids to Give Mama to put in a mother’s day card that you can use alone or with any other item as part of a Mother’s Day gift to wish a very happy Mother’s day.
Whether it’s a baby broom trying to keep up with a mother broom or a baby spider learning the universal mom code from a mother spider, there’s no shortage of giggles when it comes to mom humor. The cornier the better!!
Kids love knock-knock jokes, funny mom jokes, and, of course, some silly puns that will have the whole family laughing over their Mother’s Day pancakes.
Take her breakfast in bed and include some of these great mother’s day jokes or Mother’s day riddles to celebrate the coolest mom in the world. Alone they are amazing, and even better to put with Mommy’s gift!
When Is Mothers Day?
Mother’s Day in the United States always falls on the second Sunday of May each year.
Slowestuff Mothers Day Section
Slowestuff is a seasonal focused blog, so we love all things Mother’s Day!
This post is focused on 25 Hilarious Mothers Day Jokes for Kids to Give Mama to put in cards or go with gifts for your amazing daughter, but we have a lot more ideas for warm wishes, quotes, jokes and gifts for your amazing mother and all the mom’s in your life for Mother’s Day in our Mother’s Day section of the blog!
In that section, you will find all kinds of seasonal inspiration for your precious niece as well as the other moms you know. Things like Mothers Day gift ideas for gardeners, for book lovers, and for those moms who love to feed the birds! You will also find more quotes for all the moms in your life, like quotes for a brand new mom’s first mothers day.
25 Hilarious Mothers Day Jokes for Kids to Give Mama
If there’s one thing all moms have, besides infinite patience, it’s a great sense of humor.
After all, how else would they survive rainy days, son day (aka every day with kids), and finding baby corn in places it definitely shouldn’t be?
Whether it’s a mommy pig reminding everyone to clean their rooms or a mommy cat herding her little people, moms deserve a bear hug and some good laughs. Even a mother firefly needs to lighten up once in a while!
25 Hilarious Mothers Day Jokes for Kids to Give Mama
Sometimes finding the right words is hard, even when you know what you want to say! Here are some funny happy mothers day messages that you or your kids can put in a card. Mama will love it!
- Why did the baby broom get in trouble?
Because he swept everything under the rug! - What did the baby spider say to the mother spider?
“You’re so web-tastic, Mom!” - Why did the baby strawberry cry?
Because his mom was in a jam! - What did the mommy tomato say to the baby tomato?
“Ketchup!” - Why did the baby corn ask his mom for help?
Because he was feeling a little husky! - What kind of sweets do moms love the most?
MOM-ents of quiet! - What did the baby snake say to his mom?
“Mom, you’re sssimply the best!” - Why did the mommy cat sit on her phone?
Because she wanted to keep her paws on it! - What did the baby cow say to his mom on Mother’s Day?
“You’re udderly amazing!” - What kind of flowers do moms love the most?
MOM-ses (roses)! - Why did the mommy pig put a sweater on her baby pig?
Because he was a little chilly! - Why did the digital clock love his mom?
Because she always had time for him! - What did the police recruit say to his mom on Mother’s Day?
“You’re under a-rest for being the best mom ever!” - Why was the mommy rope so proud of her kids?
Because they were always knot causing trouble! - Why did the baby tomato turn red?
Because he saw the salad dressing and his mom told him to look away! - Why did the baby needle think his mom was so cool?
Because she was always on point! - What did the baby firefly say to the mother firefly?
“Mom, you really light up my life!” - Why did the baby hermit crab bring his mom breakfast in bed?
Because he wanted to shell-ebrate her! - What’s a mommy spider’s favorite part of Mother’s Day?
Getting to hang out with her kids! - What’s the best way to make mom smile on Mother’s Day?
Tell her a joke and let her mOM-G at how funny it is! - Why was the mommy bear so relaxed?
Because she finally got a moment of paws! - Why did the mommy bee get extra hugs on Mother’s Day?
Because she was the queen bee of the family! - What did the baby owl say to his mom?
“Owl always love you!” - Why did the mom bring a ladder to Mother’s Day brunch?
Because she wanted to raise the bar! - Why did the mom refuse to let her kids tell her any more jokes?
Because she was already cracking up!
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Gift Ideas for Mother’s Day
If you want to go the extra mile, a sweet gift is another great way to show appreciation.
To all the who are now absolutely rocking motherhood, it’s a day for love, appreciation, and maybe even a little time to relax. These gifts will help your niece do exactly that!
Pampering Gift Box
Loving mothers will love a pampering gift box! We know being a mom means lots of love but it is also hard work. Give her this so that she can really pamper herself on a job well done!
Candles, Bubbles & Books
It’s a classic for a reason! Grab your favorite incredible mother or the mothers in you life a candle in a scent she likes with some bubble bath and a good book and she is set.
Coffee!
Being blessed with a daughter is one of the best things in life, but seeing her as a loving mother? That’s a whole new level of fun. She’s now in charge of her own children, navigating the challenges of motherhood, and realizing that “Because I said so” is, in fact, a perfectly valid reason. It’s a wild ride, but if there’s one thing we know, it’s that a special niece makes for one amazing mom—even if her definition of “me time” is finishing a cup of coffee while it’s still warm.
One of the great thing about a coffee themed gift, if your daughter is also a coffee lover, is that it can be so personalized to fit their vibe.
Love earthy things? Give a little crochet keepsake with her favorite latte. Love iced coffee? Give a little personalized glass. Coffee always gets cold? Get a mug warmer (also perfect as a candle warmer!). Or does she love unique and pretty things? Get this amazing glass that you can have personalized too!
25 Hilarious Mothers Day Jokes for Kids to Give Mama
So this Mother’s Day morning, let the kids crack open a joke book, grab a warm drink (or better yet, an iced coffee), and make mom smile with some funny Mother’s Day jokes.
Whether you go with good mousekeeping advice from a mommy horse or ask what kind of candy a mommy rattlesnake likes, there’s no best way to say Happy Mother’s Day than with a funny bone-tickling joke!
Mother’s Day Inspiration
If you are looking for more ideas, we have Mother’s Day gift inspiration on our Mother’s Day section of the blog, including ideas for the book lovers, the bird lovers and the gardeners that might be perfect for the new mom in your life. Also, look to our gift posts for her, including the best gifts under $50 and gifts that will make her swoon. You can easily shop for all these things on our storefront.
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Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there!
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