“New Year’s resolutions are like babies: fun to make, but extremely difficult to maintain.” – Jerry Seinfeld
The new year is such a great time to make resolutions, and let’s be honest—sometimes making a resolution doesn’t get a lot of traction, so adding a little humor to your list makes it way more fun.
Check out the rest of this post to find 25 funny New Years Resolution Ideas too hilarious to keep.
This post has 25 funny New Years Resolution Ideas to keep up your spirits all year long!
Tis the season for making new goals at the end of the year. While you are making your list of resolutions, throw in a few that will make you laugh or will bring you joy. You don’t even have to come up with a new skill to teach yourself, instead one of your goals could be training your family dog to master a new trick!
These funny resolutions are silly but they’re also a way to start the year on a lighthearted note, after all the upheaval in the past year or years.
Personal growth doesn’t have to be so serious all the time, right? There is a good reason they say that laughter is the best medicine, especially when you’re looking ahead to the upcoming year.
New Years Resolutions
Last year, if you were all about binge-watching TV and avoiding social gatherings, maybe this year you’ll get in the new habit of living your best life, or wearing your favorite full outfit to public places. Even figuring out that strange smell in your living room is a great resolution to make.
The best New Year’s resolution is one that you can keep. So even something like committing to try overnight oats can make you feel accomplished, and it’s way better than feeling like your daily routine is stuck in a rut.
Adding a few funny new year’s resolutions to your list is the perfect time to balance the pressure of new beginnings with a bit of fun.
25 Funny New Years Resolution Ideas Too Hilarious To Keep
These are 25 new years resolutions with a touch of humor to help you move away from the past year and begin a fresh start in the upcoming year.
- Quit procrastinating… starting tomorrow.
- Learn how to properly fold a fitted sheet.
- Stop blaming the dog for questionable smells.
- Delete apps and don’t redownload them the next day.
- Go to the gym once in January to justify the yearly membership.
- Try to lose weight but don’t lose my snacks.
- Stop using exclamation points after every sentence!
- Take my phone out of its case to pretend I got a new one.
- Stop Googling symptoms that make me think I have something rare.
- Perfect the art of replying to texts before three business days.
- Only eat foods you can pronounce (goodbye, quinoa)
- Use a calendar app to remember birthdays instead of panicking last minute.
- Keep my plants alive for longer than a month.
- Stop accidentally hitting “Reply All” on work emails.
- Stop scrolling and actually go to bed when I say I was going to.
- Finally remember reusable grocery bags when shopping.
- Start matching my socks.
- Remember that if I can’t say anything nice, say it with impeccable sarcasm.
- Start saving money, but don’t give up anything.
- Stop rotting in bed while binging an entire TV series in one weekend.
- Letting karma handle the light work while I enjoy my iced coffee.
- Figure out what kombucha is and start drinking it.
- Learn how to fix that squeaky cabinet instead of just ignoring it.
- Not cleaning up any messes other than my own.
- Here’s to making better bad decisions this year.
25 Funny New Years Resolution Ideas Too Hilarious To Keep
Whether you’re planning spa services, trying to perfect som new skills, or just making time for your inner couch potato, resolutions don’t have to be about reinventing yourself completely.
They can just be about embracing the small, funny moments in everyday life. So this New Year’s Eve, make a list that’ll not only make you laugh but also remind you to enjoy the little things throughout the entire year.
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